BadGirlfriend12
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
When love breaks down
Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML
Top comments
lovelyred 0
did you take the money?
crzywhitebtch 0
take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.
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fishycanswim 0
I'm sure he was kidding.
RipIt 0
lol my ex offered to pay off our bills and one month's rent if he could move back home. It's a bit saddening.
LecheeBubble 0
Take the money, rent a place next to him see how much he offers then.
jojoboo1 0
OP if you take that money ur an asshole. kick him in his balls for thinking he can pay you off and use ur OWN money to move on. ******* dick hole. on the other hand maybe he was being a nice guy and saying it's not working out baby and I will help you move back home... will a grand be enough; u only heard 'get out here's a grand'. either way FYL..
AlAtharii 0
tell him to put a little more money on top and you'll never mention how small his dick was :)
brookeface93 0
Haha @#207.....that would be the most epic comeback ever.
xscoot 1
It's obvious that none of you understood the point. He offered that money hoping she wouldn't take it; by saying no she has proven to him that he is more important than a bit of cash. I know of a company that does this; they offer every employee 1000 dollars to quit. The people still working there are motivated by more than cash.
GemmyChic 0
Take the money!
Amethysteria 0
Take the asshole's money and run. That way, he'll lose two very important things at once. Idiot.
apefaceddog 0
HAHA OMFG are you really complaining about making 200$/hr?