BadGirlfriend12
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
When love breaks down
Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML
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lovelyred 0
did you take the money?
crzywhitebtch 0
take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.
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lovelyred 0
did you take the money?
Memoohhh 0
comment moderated.
black_knight402 0
deal or no deal?
x_sophinator_x 0
take it and never look back at his loser ass
therealbmw 2
take the money buy a gun and accidently severly injure her
Superdestroyer1 0
YDI for having a boyfriend.
brycereid 0
9- who is her?
Nena713 0
Take the money and run.
ndizzle 0
The first ever breakup where the heartbroken makes a grand on the deal. And she posts it on FML. Perspective: you lack it.
281go 4
I say take the money but not move
youngrob 0
take the money! he will end up leaving you some day
Shookitup 0
ouch take the money and go somewhere to find another guy ;)
x_sophinator_x 0
12 may have a point. OP username is badgirlfriend lol
Sharpie23 7
well he sounds like an asshole that will only end up in a divorce if you were to marry him so I'd say take that money!
robbilee 14
take the money and refuse to leave. say ur prenant if he threatens to many things.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Wow, someone doesn't have a stripper for a mom and I think it's the OP! As my mom always taught me "TAKE IT AND RUN BITCH!!" anyway, seriously OP.. u shoulda taken that cash!! One day u gonna b wishin u had that thousand dollas and u guhnna b regretting all day long girl
MarkSeattle 0
sounds like a good idea fatty. you can spend the 1K on gas, McDonalds, and ice cream on the way home. If there's any left you can spend it on how to not be a nagging bitch lessons, since you've got to be pretty awful for him to offer you money to go away...
rainbowhobos 4
I say.. take the money, stuff it into a glove, and pimp-slap him senseless. Then leave. :]
kassieparis 8
yeah take the money and leave x
Arsonnist 3
You must be really bad if he's paying you. He could have just kicked you out. Or you're just really scary and he didn't want to make you mad.
buzz18 7
easy money
CandyMan666 0
im gonna say DEAL!!! howie
xileWabbit 0
I hope you took the money! I mean if he made you that offer he probably wants out pretty bad and why not go out with extra cash flow? Haha :p Though I understand how you'd feel getting bribed in a sense to leave a relationship op, and for that, fyl, and your extra grand :p
ladiesman14 0
thats alot money for a 12 year old. take it and run.
cookiemobzta 0
take the money and do him a favor
summerxlovex 0
hope u took the moneyy...he clearly doesnt wana be with u
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
HAHAhAHAHAH #6 = golden
Stevefett 0
That's alot of video games!! Go on, take the money and run! Hell, if half the girls I dated made me that offer I'd have quite a little nest egg saved up.
legonut4 0
it's funny because your boyfriend is paying you to leave him alone
xXwhiitedustXx 0
#44 thats even more messed up x.x
cantfightfate 0
"go on take the money and run.." :)
Massdebater 1
you must be such a pain in the ass op...
Olsen97 0
deal
okieraider71 4
Common sense is not so common anymore. TAKE THE DAMN MONEY!!! He is trying to not just dump you pennyless. A man tries to do right and a bitch like you makes him sorry. Next time it does not "work out" for him, he will probably throw her shit out the door and change locks. Get your tubes tied bitch: the human gene pool needs chlorine bad enough without you adding your dumb ass eggs.
starile 20
TAKE IT! TAKE THE DEAL! He obviously doesn't want you, at least do a little something for yourself with that $1k.
okieraider71 4
#20--You are right on the money. OP-- Read 20's comment till you have it memorized. Idiot.
nabo4u 0
everyone here is saying take the money, but that's just dumb. you never accept the first offer. start negotiating. maybe get an agent. I'm sure you can easily get 5 times that amount if you're as annoying as we all think you are
rustic 0
damn op! he wants you gone for good! do you keep coming back n stalking him for him to make you such an offer?
luis420 0
I think this is the girl some wrote about a fML about
Schooled 0
DEAL. MAKE THE DEAL! lol you cant go wrong
Seelu 0
Best bet is to take it and go home. If he seriously offered you $1000, he doesn't need to be with you!
ThinIce 0
Hey you're probably not gonna marry him correct? Big deal, you get $1,000 dollars! You can probably find more entertainment on a new iPod Touch over an ass hole boyfriend.
colffenstein 0
think about it, he was breaking up with you, at least he didn't leave you high and dry with nothing. he was kind enough to make sure you had enough money to get where you needed to go.
ThinIce 0
160, you don't need $1,000 to back in with your parents. Nor for a five hour car trip, given that the car is fully functional.
ninjaj31 0
did you take the money and ignore his ass? I wouldn't have moved but I fer sure would have gone on a shopping spree. :)
sourgirl101 29
Now see how much your parents will pay you to not come back home.
tooGee24 0
make it 2000 n I'll be gone in a heart beat
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
147: You mean the one where the OP was "stuck" with an ex b/c she couldn't afford to move out? That's what I thought!
pingpongpickle 8
take the money and run!! just like next
SabrinaEstrella 0
#95-That bunny is adorable! xD
skroal 7
YDI for living 5 hours away.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Take it he is still breaking up with u no matter wat.
klumzy0123456789 6
take the money. **** him!!!
ekstraxz 0
YDI for having a friend who later became your boyfriend. And YDI for having parents who gave birth to you.
FallenNevermorE 0
TAKE THE DEAl!
prettygirl011892 1
u should have taken the money
Dadvocate 5
#134 - AMEN he did the right thing and your a **** for posting it as an FML. Your the reason why some men treat women like shit. Your making him the bad guy because he doesn't want to be with you!!
MrBoomBot 0
that sucks op dump him :)
crzywhitebtch 0
take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.
azhein 0
did you take it. I mean he was probably going to end it either way.
Gamingbro1 0
Tell Me U Did It!!! It Would Be Awkward To Stay Cuz Then He might Do it Himself And U Couldve Have 1 Grand!!
_lovely__8 0
Take the money at least you get something out of it.. :)
OwNowBrownCow 0
Is your boyfriend Howie Mendel?
rainbowhobos 4
Lol. Exactly what I was thinking. n.n
gabbielove 0
You should've taken the money, he was going to break up with you sooner or later.
therealbmw 2
14 I ment him I get easly confused
Acid80 3
Take the money.