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BadGirlfriend12 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

When love breaks down

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lovelyred 0

did you take the money?

crzywhitebtch 0

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

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take the money he's only gonna dump your ass for free later on

take the money and use it 2 kill him and stay in the house

bakedlaxer3 0

i'd take the money

he doesn't deserve u if he treats u like that so y stay with him? take the money

Cnote231 0

I'd take the damn money and run!

zackkmann21 0

ahahaha that really sucks.. well you don't want to stay with someone who doesn't want you do you? na, so take the money and leave.

auttie_girl 0

I hope you took the money, OP.

take it and get back t

C'mon, take the money and run... ;) Seriously. Take the money and run, girl. He could have just dumped you. :)

In sovier russia mens pay women to stay. Oh hold .... that's pretty much anywhere lol BTW I would ask for a check and then pretend that he paid to serve as an alibi if he is suspected of a crime( u have to find a crime that took place in ur area )!!!!!