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BadGirlfriend12 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

When love breaks down

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

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lovelyred 0

did you take the money?

crzywhitebtch 0

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

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your probably one of those creepy gf's that doesn't take a hint

You know what, take it. It's better than being dumped for free. Buy yourself two pairs of Louboutins.

take that money girl, **** him.

blink_babe 0

haha... I would have told him tht u need the $1000 plus gas money :)

Take the money and run! If he made such an offer, why would you want to stay with him anyway?

bargain. see if you can get a couple more tens. make him work to get rid of u.

That guy is a scum bag. Take the money and never look back.

Ummm cha ching!

how is that an fml? that's like the best breakup ever

12 you must be lonely to say that