BadGirlfriend12
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
When love breaks down
Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML
Top comments
lovelyred 0
did you take the money?
crzywhitebtch 0
take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.
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Comments (149)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. What a douche.
racheybabeyy5423 2
what a doucheeee.
heresIsaac 4
take the money and go!!!
PincheEdgarr 0
agreed with 164
Dimond1 0
First, agree to take the money but don't agree to move home. Second, use the money to rent the closest apartment or house next to his. Third, get some hunk to rail you on a regular, when you know he is home (pay the hunk if you have to) and be loud about it. Are you a screamer? If he is going to pay you at least make sure you have some fun with it, and make sure he knows you are having fun with it also.
mycomment 0
this fml is stupid
RoCksTaR_13 5
take the money and run OP!!!!! i wud...
cwcewo 0
You shoulda said "make it $2000 and I'll leave quietly" or "make it $3000 and I won't tell your parents all that crap you said"
JokeMeister 0
You must be the shittiest gf EVER!
tristun69 0
He's an ass. So it's kind of a win. You can go find someone else that's many times better than him. And you get an easy 1000 bucks. :)