Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML
Today, I went to the cinema. The lady at the reception gave me my ticket and wished me a good screening. My reply? "Thanks, you too." FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
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Top comments
Rockflid 3
Complain to their boss.
megamandude455 10
"and then they called their boss over, who then proceeded to laugh at it too."
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Comments (110)
Rebekkah1993 10
Some people just don't have respect...
Geika 3
You should have asked if the boss would think it was funny
tennisbeast69 2
Project x?
hammersmashedick 4
That's what you get for being ******* ugly.
DJRhetorical 4
Most I.d. Pictures are bad, that's why for mine I didn't shave or get a haircut for a month before so it was extra bad. Now if someone laughs or comments I can say I did it on purpose.
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
That is really rude of them. Talk to the manager.
novalaise 7
People always look bad in id pics
MangaManiacNat 13
Was it at the Odeon by the Brayford? Normally they are pretty good for respectful service =/
TopoX84 7
Man! Talk to their supervisor! u might end up with a free movie pass... on the other hand.... A McLoving ID Card?
wrwrestler9 5
If the picture is genuinely funny, then have a laugh with them. If they laughed just cuz they were jerks (or if they laughed cuz you're simply ugly), then FYL. I'd say they deff deserved to get reported, however I wouldnt advise you do that bcuz everyone your with will think your a loser/narq, and then the ppl who get fired will just telll everyone they meet about what a pussy you are. So it would sort of kill your rep in that town