Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML
Today, I went to the cinema. The lady at the reception gave me my ticket and wished me a good screening. My reply? "Thanks, you too." FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
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Top comments
Rockflid 3
Complain to their boss.
megamandude455 10
"and then they called their boss over, who then proceeded to laugh at it too."
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Comments (110)
bellygirl2000 0
After the movie punch them in the face and take off as long as its close to the door if not let it go because I bet you security is a lot faster than you
Tr3ppleS 2
I work at a theatre. We do not have security and we are the nicest one in the city. And p.s baaad advise.
alexup24 13
they have no decency
kimgr 9
that sucks
110_percent 5
Don't worry about it dude, i had to get my ID picture changed because people laughed at it so much when I got a haircut. I got quite a few people asking whether it was a pre-op photo.
ElricMustang 23
Wow that's just wrong. They can't do that. . .can they?
razzledazzle21 23
Of course they shouldn't do that but they did anyways.
MaryJaneGreen 9
Thats terrible! Just walk inside and while watching the movie, make a big ass mess and stand on the side with ur friends laughing at the dude whos gotta pick up ur mess! :P
Xythenol 6
They...probably don't. Since they're working the register, some innocent janitor is most likely the one that's gonna clean that mess :/
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, when I worked at the movie theater the concession workers and the theater cleaners were the same people, so we all had to do everything. However we usually weren't all stuck with the same theater, so if OP had made a mess chances are either way the guy wouldn't have had to clean it up anyway.
PinkFun1969 9
Three words small claims court.
ItsSho 5
I'm yet to see an ID card that doesn't look like a mugshot. Sorry OP yours must have been the worst of the lot.
DamnfewUSMC 0
Lodge your fist into his face, see if he thinks that is funny.
kiakia0131 23
My drivers license picture makes me look like I'm 14 (I'm 21 and the picture was taken right before my 21st birthday)... it looks so awful. So don't feel too bad OP. Next time, try to find something about them to poke fun at.