Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
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Comments (328)
ChoolyBooly 32
Are you serious?! How irresponsible can you be as a parent? You are setting a bad example for your child and embarrassing her at the same time. YDI.....I hope the manager talked to you or something.
AyeM80 12
******* asshat. My sister was a waitress when she was trying to get through college and the pay is not only shit but when people as ******* stupid as you do shit like this the waiter/waitress have to pick up the tab. I'd say don't reproduce but you already have. Hope your daughter doesn't end up like you. You should be ashamed of yourself. If you can't afford a restaurant make a ******* sandwich at home. Don't cheat people out of their hard earned money because you want to eat out. Eating out is a luxury. You're disgusting and I hope your daughter is taken by SS. Ydi. You totally ******* deserved it.
Skylarconner 14
and the dumbass parent award goes to
criley221 19
Can you say "Child Protective Services"? What kind of irresponsible a-hole does that with their 7 year old!? Parent of the Year here people! What an ass, 7 years is old enough to realize their parent is a waste of space.....
jfoxxy6 15
So you're a shitty person and a shitty mother. Congrats.
Daevahd 6
Not even gonna come back and explain yourself to us? You little child. I'm sick of horrible parents like you corrupting our youth. This is the reason that our country is screwed. People like you have kids, raise them like that, and then these now-demon children go out and wreck the place. I hope this haunts you until you crawl behind a dumpster and die.
laurellkawes 31
Dining and dashing is awful enough since it leaves the server who worked hard without anything and holding the bag, but to also do it with your child, smh. I can't believe that you'd teach your child that this is ok, to basically steal.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hope they called CPS and the police. Don't come on this forum looking for sympathy.
KarmaRules4 7
This should be your daughter's fml. Seeing as she now has realized her parent is both a ****** up thief, and a worthless parent
johnbooger 19
nice example, hopefully child services was called to settle thimgs right.