Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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Top comments
cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
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Comments (328)
andorz 7
11/11/11, your lucky day.
pandalover00 0
Bitch
THeroinCZ 10
You sir, are an ASS!
THeroinCZ 10
Man that sounded so creepy...but then I saw your nick NotAPedo ...thank god :D
amayranii 2
YDI!!!
jp_quiggle 3
Are you really that cheap that you can't pay for your food? If you need money that badly just don't eat out. And how the hell could you forget your daughter?
victoria114 6
What a wonderful thing to teach your child... ???? thats just not right.
Firemoach 3
Oh... Karma at it's finest!
Migole 36
Oh I'm sure your daughter will turn out great with an idol like you... Not! -.- I hope they kept her and called child services.
itsbulbasaurus 0
my family is as poor as **** and we still never did something so stupid. YDI