Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, my two year-old son consistently ignores my mom and will crawl towards my dad every time. My mom is now refusing to visit because a two year-old hurt her feelings. I get it, being ignored hurts, but come on, he’s two. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML
Today, I was teaching my two year-old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML
Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML
Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, my son's teacher told me that I should take my son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removed a peanut that's apparently been lodged in his nose for months. FML
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SpringDiver 6
Haha smart kid.
saIty 17
*Sheds a tear* He's growing up so fast.
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kaymi 17
My mom always tells me that she thought I was having hearing issues when I was younger until I told her one day to shut up because I was watching cartoons. Then I got the pop of my life. Lol.
Rasetsu 10
Ah, the joys of motherhood.
tj4234 36
Keep an eye on him. I have hearing problems and have had them all my life with no one even knowing. I'm 20 and was only diagnosed 2 years ago with a hearing problem I have had for at least 14-15 years (when I started noticing my hearing was funny myself). The reason I never spoke out about it was because I was too young to know anything was wrong. and if anyone says 'how can you not notice your hearing was funny at that age?' I was born deaf. But I am one of the very few and very lucky people whose hearing developed at a later age.
KiddNYC1O 22
Babies are too cute!
crip4life 2
Trolling level 9000
gatorgirl2669 6
Next time he ignores you jut throw something at him to get his attention, he will learn after getting hit a few times
englishdweller 3
Whoop his ass each time he ignores you till he learns to respect you.
emmanikki97 8
He could have autism though. Has he stopped talking or started talking less? Red cheeks? Flapping like a bird? That's what happened to my brother. I hope he is just ignoring you. If it is though you'd catch it early at that age.
csi_fml 19
Oh what kind of man will he grow up to be
unicornsbears 5
Already startin at a young age damn thats gonna sux even worse when he gts older. Sry op hope he'll grow out of it instead tho