Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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Top comments
ajlopez 18
Did you like the page?
OhWhoCares 42
Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.
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Comments (150)
pommy1 6
That's hilarious!
Weiss_Schnee 14
I'm not even gonna bother sugar coating this.... OP you should like a complete dick. You should probably try and change this.
chikinscratch00 8
are you drunk typing
asiakvt 10
Why are all of your e's replaced with a's??
rachelllllb 18
i was wondering the exact same thing...
brewmasterg 34
It's April fools' day.
thorpe90 8
Maybe you should learn to spell first..? Just a thought...
alex_jaguara 33
What is loool and how the hell did this get published ?
sicksadworld1317 30
To the four comments above, check today's date and the grammar of the recent FML's :D
Calacor 17
I cant even read this sh*t
Izabushel 65
OMG! FML you are the best! Very good April Fools!
AnonymousUser90 21
Does everyone posting an FML today have an inoperative "e" on the ******* phones!?