Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
Today, not even a month into the new semester, I have a hearing at the Dean’s office for academic dishonesty. My classmate and “friend” who I’ve been doing online quizzes with at home (considered cheating) decided to throw me under the bus, all because I wouldn’t let her borrow $100. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
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婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4
So your teacher puts the classroom on lockdown because an item was stolen during class and doesn’t let anyone leave until someone coughs it up. You say you have “diarrhea” so you could leave. Bro! you gave yourself away. That’s why you got found out! You better start getting on your knees and pray that you won’t get expelled. Unnacceptable. YDI
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
OP, please don't procreate. Let the family line die with you for the sake of humanity.
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Comments (16)
Battousai124 9
You're a piece of shit, OP. I hope you get expelled, and reported to the police. You're the type of person that robs and stand someone and then blames them for getting stabbed.
Chazzster 32
OP you are a thief, and a dumb one at that and you expect sympathy?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You stole it? Seriously? Couldn't you have politely asked to borrow it instead? YDI
historygrad74 19
In what scenario did you think this was right?
Tisinlovewithme 2
you’re a dumbass, you could have just asked her to lend it to you
great_nate 26
How desperate are you for attention to post this?