Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Top comments
kenjiisown 1
I bet he was jealous of the rug.
dva976 7
weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.
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Comments (126)
omglawl 0
lmao smooth ;)
StrictlyMCH 0
u can get the dick
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Is that pic at... an airport?! If so, I commend your dedication to airport efficiency and counter-terrorism measures. Imagine how quickly and easily the security lines and searches would be if everyone only wore 1/3 of a shirt! Maybe TSA should extend their restrictions on carry-on liquids to clothing yardage. There's some travelling advice we can live with.
FFML_314 12
I don't know, but Wesley Snipes is heading right for her!
hosscat74 0
hahaha Wesley snipes is gonna go all blade 3 on that shit!
StrictlyMCH 0
you mad cause you ugly?
venturestar 0
lol wow..
misstamz 0
haha:)
StrictlyMCH 0
fyl ydi op
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I know, it's like privacy doesn't exist anymore.
shibbywan 0
Awkward!!
hhailey76854 0
lol oh gosh . your my hero
_streets_ 19
haha wow smooth op, but his dads kind of a creeper, and u kinda of deserve it lol
FFML_314 12
You aren't not qualified to say who deserves what.
FFML_314 12
You're are not going to believe me, even if I tell you.
_streets_ 19
god dammit :/
FFML_314 12
OK, fine I'll will tell you. Me.
Freeze_fml 17
She meant me.
FFML_314 12
Nope, it's is me. What's is so hard to believe?
Freeze_fml 17
That's is annoying.
FFML_314 12
I'm am not annoying!
samantha_durano 6
you're all annoying! lol(:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ooh, can I jump on that annoying train too? 36/Ignorance: "Kinda of"? D: [BTW, I always want to call you Iggy for some strange reason.]
ohthebloodygore 16
Igloo comes to mind.
FFML_314 12
Can I call you Iggy too?
FFML_314 12
OK, Iggy it is!
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm sticking to Igloo.
itszackfyl 4
4some?
sourgirl101 29
Haha, are you including the bear? I wonder if the dad shot the bear himself.
bummervacation 10
I agree. It's like, *chews away at bubblegum* a taboo subject for some people. Like, WTF right? We should all be free to swap spit with bear rugs in private. Stupid, judgemental idiots. I blame Bush and racism against ASIANSSS!!!!!