Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying my make-up. My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming my crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, after cleaning my mom’s bathroom, I wiped the molding strip along the wall so it was even. A quite precariously-hung potted plant thought that reason enough to fall right on top of me, spreading dirt over the entire room as well as my hair, my sweater, and the inside of my bra. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
"I swear it's not what it looks like!"
Queen_Cosmos 7
Explain what happened, she may be suspicious, but it's worth a try.
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Comments (58)
br0ccoli 15
"Sorry I walked in on you earlier with your new boyfriend, sis."
AH1Zviper 15
That sucks. Literally.
emmaweeee 0
That's better than her walking in on you rubbing your crotch
ElricMustang 23
Well, were you wearing pants and/or making noises?
loserman67 36
Nice try at an excuse, but I think having the whirling brush attachment connected and you screaming, "YES DYSON, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, MORE, MORE!" Was the give away.
mperniciaro 15
When I spill my powder I just brush it away. Who thinks to bring out a vacuum? Grant it I never spilled powder on my crotch before.
RachelllOH 2
skoomaki
loserman67 36
You make a very valid point Noor, but I would think pants on to avoid getting skin and or hair caught in the vacuum
ladylilly25 20
Haaaa. Why didn't you just brush it off with a towel or something? It gets it off easily. A vaccuum seems a bit overkill.
AliSama 17
This could have been worst. You could have been a guy. This would have been a doubly worst FML if so. Nothing strange about a woman doing that. Nothing sexual etc. A guy however, not only sexual but putting on makeup?
iloveursister 4
Worse*
blissmarie 6
But the whole situation wouldn't have been possible if he was a guy. What would he be doing with all that makeup anyway?
AliSama 17
#52 you mean you actually believe men do not wear makeup? google makeup for men and learn before you tell someone off. thanks.