Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, something blocked my ear. I couldn't get it out, so I went to Urgent Care so I didn't pop my eardrums. Turns out my allergies made my ears stop draining. After they rinsed my ears, I can now hear almost nothing. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I found out that the doctors accidentally perforated my left ear drum performing a routine wax syringing. I was at the doctor's for a completely different reason, having crushed my pinky at the gym. They can't fix either and my finger needs surgery, which can't happen until next week. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML
Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML
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Top comments
drano 0
How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.
IDoNotHaveAIDS 0
OH SHIT! THAT'S ******* NASTY! THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.
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Comments (187)
MommyNeedsMoreCo 0
Ewwww times a trillion!
deliapearl 0
Sounds delicious. Even Obama can't kill a fly with his ear!
Agrajagged 3
You've been having problems with your ears and it didn't occur to you to clean them? YDI
PakiPakiPaki 0
dude, 2 weeks? dont you clean your ears?? You're one dirty son of a gun
deaditegirl 0
YDI for having no hygiene.
XBrittanyRaeO 0
okay this is disgusting beyond imagination. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww FYL and YDI having a fly in your ear is gross but you should try cleaning them
i_love_sluts 0
So basically you didn't clean your ears in 2 weeks?! :|
ihasanintegral 0
I just want to know how you get something like a fly out with a qtip as opposed to pushing it further in... Anyone? I could see tweezers..
interstellarrox 0
thats so dirty.
spamuella 0
That sucks, but you should be relieved that there's nothing wrong.