Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML
Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I went to console my cousin because I'd heard that her dog had passed away. As I opened the door, the first thing I saw was her extremely old and feeble (but still very much alive) dog. Turns out my friend was talking about HIS cousin, and I simply misheard. Trying to explain that to her was mighty awkward. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
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mazor 22
I always wonder, who clicks YDI and thinks that the OP deserved that their dog died.
AzariusStar01 26
D: that's awful! I'm so sorry OP. Losing a pet is exactly like losing a best friend for pet owners. I hope you're ok and hopefully you carry good memories of him so in the future you can think of him and be happy.
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Comments (28)
RichardPencil 32
What happened to the hot dogs?
pharm121 21
I'm sorry OP. It's always hard to lose a beloved pet. Our dog, Kiba, was currently diagnosed with cancer. It's a difficult thing to deal with
NeryAponte 7
Sorry for your loss dude.
Bobby319 24
I feel so bad, if that happened to my dog I don't know what I'd to, and sorry I accidentally hit the YDI button but I promise it was an accident
paytonallyce 7
Thank you to all of you, he had a good life, we got him at 8 weeks, and he was 17, we've know it would happen soon, we just didn't want it too
taypluscarl 13
I'm so sorry OP :(
CrazyManNo9 29
Sounds like you gave him a good life. RIP
commandokid 13
Sorry for your loss OP
Manual_Manoosy 21
That's Amazing!!