Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
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Top comments
airdude25 18
Oh my god! There is no way you could have known... don't feel too bad
megannichole 13
Your poor best friend. He will probably never be able to look at his daughter the same way after seeing that.
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Comments (43)
Kougeru 12
Never understood why people look down on strippers. They provide a service people want, just like every other job.
Fighter_Builder 11
F everyone's life in this situation.
CloroxDoggo 12
So where did she get her new job?
millerbee74 6
That happened to my dad and I when we walked into a place and my sister was on stage
yeahmenot 4
Rule number one for strip clubs... never, ever, go to one (work or patron alike) in the same county you live in..
brick0 11
You know, i thought parents always loved to see their children hard at work...
@sirsouffle 1
Really your friends life sucks, not yours.