Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
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airdude25 18
Oh my god! There is no way you could have known... don't feel too bad
megannichole 13
Your poor best friend. He will probably never be able to look at his daughter the same way after seeing that.
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Comments (43)
FlorisV 0
Well that's kind of hypocrite. As long as the girls in the club are someone else's daughters it's fine, and now it's worth an FML?
Soninuva 41
Considering that most patrons go to a strip club for visual stimulation, yes it is an FML (the FML being more for OP's friend, rather than OP, though it is to a lesser extent for being the cause of that, though inadvertently).
ThrottleJockey 36
Christmas is going to be awkward this year...
neuronerd 29
If you and your friend are going to a strip club, then you have no right to look down on his daughter for being a dancer. The reason that job exists is because people like you exist, creating a market for it (and "people like you" is not meant as an insult. I mean that you are the consumer).
tygerarmy 35
I was thinking that they'd be more upset that she was stripping where they were, imagine having your dad be a stripper, gonna ruin your night out.
taybae96 3
well was his daughter hot?
TaoShaman 24
I don't think anyone is trying to say that people who work at strip clubs are inherently bad people, I hope not. It's just not the type of place you would really want to suddenly see people you know, as a patron or employee. There's a huge stigma and if the person is a stripper, it would be extremely awkward seeing the later if you didn't already know they work there. Especially for a relative and someone's child too. Not a situation people generally want to be in or really think about.
BigRed78 0
Lmao poor dude!!!
nena_kievu 15
I wonder what his wife thinks about the whole situation.. don't know what's worse: your husband going to a strip club or your daughter working in it? Boh.. tough one!!!
khiiirsty 14
Oh no
khiiirsty 14
Guys, no one is shaming the daughter. But imagine being a father and then seeing your daughter unexpectedly onstage, stripping before you! At the very least, talk about AWKWARD.
abfab5300 13
Serves both of you right. Going to those places to enjoy other people's daughters is fine, but when it's your own, it's suddenly one big drama? If you're the kind of men that don't want their daughters to be a stripper, don't pay to see others people's daughters be a stripper either. Ridiculous double standard, YDI.
Seabass_Chan 33
Have you considered the fact that it had nothing to do with them not wanting her to be a stripper, but more that you wouldn't suddenly want to see your scantily clad daughter/best friend's daughter because of how awkward that conversation would be? The FML in no way indicates they were judging her for it, which would have been hypocritical. Chances are it just ruined their guys night out.