Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML
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MovieFreak1978 11
you are trash, and your wife deserves better
Emily Mariah 8
then leave her ? wtf . you sound stupid as hell
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Comments (20)
rainbowdonnareed 18
Don't come here looking for sympathy for cheating 💯 thats what you're doing. Not your FML its your wifes
Xatraris 38
You could do all that with your wife. Do the things that made you two fall in love to begin with. But I guess this new person makes it fun and exciting and she's somehow better. Face it, you got lazy dating your wife, it's become routine and now you're looking to fill that void. Instead of working on ways to improve your marriage you want to go cheat. Grass looks greener on the other side, but grass is greenest where you water it. Looks good now but if you get comfortable it's going to be the exact same thing. But, that's me judging from the outside. I don't know your story of why, but it is my guess. Still a cheater and you should just leave your wife, or her leave you.
theyellowgoose 3
this, 100%!! you said everything I was thinking, and did it so well.
Ambrily 27
OP, you sound like a giant piece of shit. Your wife deserves much better than you.
KaylaJo334 12
Shit bag Steve is at it again
peterblackmer91 12
You're cheating on your wife and you're looking for sympathy??? Are you kidding me?
tey21 15
wow maybe stop being a p.o.s. and get a divorce so your wife can do better. I'm sure she would love to do the things you did with another woman today.
jaguar_rawr121 0
Wow, you suck :/
emmalou 19
Waste your own life Don't waste your wife's youth/life you pig!
randybryant799 21
You dont seriously expect any sympathy do you???