Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.
xxmollyxx 25
You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?
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Comments (95)
StewieG 0
Oh yes, Meg, because prior to this, your dating life was going swimmingly for you. THIS is the thing that's gonna get you unlaid. Not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses, but THIS! Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight. haha jk jk
Link5794 18
angel080394 7
It could be that her parents owns or pays for her apartment or wherever it is that she lives and they told her he's moving in. if she said no they might have her move back home or something. Or maybe she loves her brother and though she doesn't want to live with him she won't just kick him out because that could hurt their relationship.
Honda288 2
I'd be more concerned with how the hell he got in jail.
tabbycat_1988 0
Oh don't complain at least it was one brother. I have three older brothers all have been to prison. One is out and the others ones still have 4 years each. And I have 2 cousin that are the same way. My boyfriend hates going to family get togethers.
beautiful84 5
Dats sweet..wish i still had my brother..
mickeyroxsox 2
um. tell him no. problem solved!
perez758 2
You should have made him move in with your parents.
tizzie74 0
Well that is your problem because #1 he is moving in with you!!!! He has no say!!! #2 its your decision not his....is he gonna be living with the boyfriend!!!!!
EmilyCecile 0
ever hear of the word no? its really useful in situations like this.