Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.
xxmollyxx 25
You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?
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Comments (95)
EvilDave 13
OP: Let me introduce you to a word: "No". As in "No, you can't move in with me"
lemonlift 6
even though he's her brother, he just got out of jail. if it were me, I wouldn't mess...
sallen0046 4
What do you mean you "found out"? Do you just allow random people to move into your home at any given time without discussing it? If you don't want him living with you, tell him he can't move in. Problem solved. If you're still living at home and therefore can't make that decision, it's time to start looking for your own place or to accept that the needs of others are more important than your own desires.
saleha97 4
shame. sounds like my mom.
maybaybe 0
Tell him that if he's going to live with you, it's fine as long as he doesn't be so overprotective.
HemptressMedea 0
Perhaps it's a minor making this fml? In which case he or she lives with their mom or dad so they have no say. Regardless, you need to lay it on your brother that you canbtake care of yourself and don't need his help.
mea_iloveskiing 26
I just hope your brother isn't in jail because he killed his previous roomie (:
maxinexoxo 0
Lol that was funny :D
islandz 0
or raped him
prettyteen13 0
YDI tell him no nd tu **** himself sideways
maybaybe 0
Because that's a smart thing to say to a criminal.
prettyteen13 0
yah kno he can kiss ass if he harms his damn sister
SirEBC 7
This would not have happened if you lived by the sword.
007chucknorris00 1
if its ur house just dont let him...
wonderful_wendy 0
just tell him he can't date anyone. your house your rules!