Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.
xxmollyxx 25
You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?
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Comments (95)
Alanah101 0
That sucks for you.
moe2011 0
hahaha sucks for you
FMLinCA 12
i say: personal bodyguard. =)
Cazzybum 11
How about telling him he can't have any say in how you run your life because he's a ******* waste of space criminal?
PWAU 0
There's a very simple solution: DON'T LET HIM MOVE IN WITH YOU. And if you're living with your parents and he's moving in there, JUST MOVE OUT. Duh.
ulicksam 0
Exactly what I was thinking. Very simple solution but not as simple as crying about it.
unrose 1
big freaking deal.
TheSofaKing 7
If it is your house or apartment, no one can force him to live with you. Grow a pair and tell him **** no!!!!
lovepinkandzombi 0
boo,you *****.
traviskashi 0
why was he in jail
amh721 0
You're both adults...you don't need his permission. Nor do you need to use him as an excuse as to why you're not in a relationship or will be....