Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
He wasn't able to go out with you but he was still able to dump you.
SharnaaaBanana 22
That's disgusting. Who does that.
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Comments (131)
ola__9213 16
That's bloody disgusting. Is he human. Who does that.
Taylor22294 24
That's normal. If a guy hasn't shitted on your doorstep, you're doing something wrong.
Brandi_Faith 34
I would be concerned that he knows where she lives now! If he crapped on her doorstep for her politely declining to give her number than he obviously escalated quickly which makes you wonder what else he could possibly do? Good luck OP and be safe.
justmeCee 16
I hope you called the police
vikky538 29
what is he an animal....hope you called police...or you can call animal control if you feel like he is behaving like an animal..
weveallbeenthere 30
WTF. who would do that.
Marielle_T 10
Looks like you dodge a bullet if that's how the guy handles simple rejection...
chosha_fml 27
Well you couldn't be surer now that you made the right decision saying 'no' to that asshole.
UsagiArwen 23
This is the kind of reason I always triple check to make sure I'm not being followed. You just never know what kind of people you're going to meet on any day. FYI, op. I do hope you called the cops on him though.
RedPillSucks 33
It's really easy to follow someone without them noticing, especially while driving, unless you live in a secluded area.
kingdomgirl94 29
You know what else is extreme? The guy who recently KILLED a girl for turning him down for prom; not only was she just not interested, but she also had a boyfriend. He stabbed her to death. People need to start teaching their sons that they are not entitled to a woman's affections and that women have the right to say no and that it should be respected. Situations similar to this (although maybe not with shit) wherein a woman suffers because she rejects the advances of a man are frighteningly alarming. So many men these days respond with anger and try to get revenge for being rejected, and as a woman, I can tell you that its absolutely terrifying to have to worry about what will happen if we say no to a man. Is it any wonder that when out at clubs and bars many women will say they have a boyfriend or have a friend pretend to be their lover? If you're simply not interested, you get verbally abused, possibly attacked, or worse. I know its not all men, but the fact that every woman pretty much knows this experience, I think that says that its too many men who do it.