Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
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Peroxide 3
I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.
SaintJimmy 0
Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.
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Comments (124)
WorkThatButt 2
Is he hot? :). If so..You know what to do :)
roflmaonade 2
well mark wahlberg is incredibly hot and then tries to kill witherspoons whole family.. attractiveness can be deceiving
kile88 2
yeah even i wouldn't go that far if I liked someone
WokeUpThisMornin 0
sweet baby jesus. stay the **** away!
bethiebebe 0
ahahaahaha.
owlowl 0
I would probably take it as a compliment. Chances are, he's not a stalker/psycho, he just has a crush.
Dutchie2010 0
If it was a crush he would be checking her facebook. Not keeping her picture in his wallet. O_O
Dutchie2010 0
everyone has facebook!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I the username.
goddamme 0
Hey, at least it means he doesn't have the imagination to violate you in his dreams. And hopefully at all. o_O
Dutchie2010 0
AWKWARD TURTLE
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hahaha I thought that! OP should have done it :P
SenGaeriel 3
Next time, don't go to Starbucks. All the creepy stalkers get their coffee there.
misspeg 0
Ewww...creeper! Poor guy probably didn't count on you seeing it. But definitely FYL. One of the best FMLS I've seen in a while. Good one OP. You're probably gonna be a bit paranoid from now on but relax, it's probably a harmless crush. If he starts acting up, just tell HR about it. Good luck.
jessamyn_it_is 0
Wow, eww..