college estudiata
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Messy
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Rayvyn
United States
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Girlie
Canada
Little devil
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Anonymous
Get rid of the evidence!
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
Etta
United States
Peel
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Numbass123
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
youonlyneed2squares
Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate said to me, "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Lexi
France
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Top comments
player20270 32
That's not the meaning of "clean eating".
novdestiny 23
at least it would have been easy to clean up!
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Comments (63)
MmmPinkTacos 11
I'm confused about which part isn't having your life together.....
Sariasprincy 7
Their life sounds pretty good to me!
2nd 20
Why are you eating ramen and bathing at the same time?
RedPillSucks 33
because he can?
I_Bite 22
Why not? A lot of people eat and drink in the bath. Personally I eat fruit or something else really fresh :) and watch movies on my laptop (the laptop is on a stool next to the bath) otherwise what do you do in there? You just sit there bored
MmmPinkTacos 11
In an odd twist of fate, OP became the ramen
EarlFug 19
Try again. You can do it!
lavieestbelle_fml 11
Nothing wrong with combining two pleasant activities!
karacakal2 30
You are watching too much Naruto it seems
glimmer980 20
Chicken flavor bath bomb?
False_Stupidity 42
While it sounds like an interesting combo, it's all too easy to end up with either soap flavoured ramen, or in this case ramen flavoured bath water. As #3 pointed out though, at least you'll smell yummy.
moo77_fml 20
You want to choose wisely next time... Pick a glass of wine in future lol
worldclassrager 41
Well maybe ramen before or after the bath?