Today, I must be the only woman on the planet with a boyfriend who turns down sex because he feels like he’s got a headache coming. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, it's the fifth time this week alone I've attempted to explain to my boyfriend that I need more than just two minutes of foreplay to get horny. He tells me he's too tired, but is apparently not too tired to receive head and then have sex afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend had an appointment he had to wait months for, after he finally agreed to try to figure out what's making him so tired all the time. He slept through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
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weeping_willow 25
Not the only one. My boyfriend gets migraines
Amanda G Rich 23
its actually super common for men to lose interest in sex. just ask any marriage counselor
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Comments (19)
bobsanction 18
My oh my how the tables have turned. Sucks, doesn't it? Remember that feeling next time you turn down sex.
crazymomma22 8
you're not the only one my boyfriend will turn down sex but ask for a bj.
popemichael 9
NO ONE OWES YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SEX! OP is insanely insensitive to the needs of the boyfriend. If he's sick, he's sick. He doesn't owe you sex! OP seems like the type of woman to instantly leave her husband / boyfriend if he were to get cancer or become disabled.
Rica3390 4
You're not alone. My Guy just flat out tells me he's not in the mood and before y'all think he's cheating I know its not that cause he's to lazy for that too.
Rica3390 4
You're not alone. My Guy just flat out tells me he's not in the mood and before y'all think he's cheating, I know its not that cause he's to lazy for that too.
idragosani 17
It happens. Sod the stereotypes. Sometimes men are too tired, not feeling well, etc and aren't in the mood.
tellyc 27
No you are not lol!
sickerthanyou 13
Well, just remember: “behind every hot girl, there is a guy who is tired of doing her”