Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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Comments (209)
SOTU117 0
well everyone has their phobias, it's not too bad that you cowered in the corner like a frightened child while your GF became your knight in shining armor. it's aight :P
stewpididiot 11
43 mercyfml.. that was some funny shit right there... you win.. I don't give a **** what anyone says!!
twilightluver347 7
ur gf's short
jhowe72192 0
PISSY!!
MattC13 0
Hi Crosby.
Fml37 0
This is why Americans lose at hockey
muffinsareyummy 1
This could easily be a Canadian or a European that plays for the Pens or Flyers.
Fml37 0
I doubt he's in the NHL...
muffinsareyummy 1
Didn't say he was, just saying that it could easily be a Euro or a Canadian.
Fml37 0
True, but I'm sure he's playing in an American league. Plus, it was just a joke, the Americans played well, thanks in large part to Ryan Miller.
muffinsareyummy 1
Yes, Miller kept the Americans in games, but the team made sure they did their part. Or was it Miller that scored all the goals...?
Fml37 0
I said the American team played well as a whole... I was just giving extra credit to Miller for being exceptional.
wowyurcool1 0
1's right . hockey us a fail as a sport.
dealwithit84 0
what a puss
mraninimous 0
must have been a Canadian wasp and an American hockey player
Moon7 0
Your must be Canadian