Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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ashleyirene 0
Well that obviously means you were more interesting than any other girl he met. He's an idiot, don't marry him. He needs to grow up. Who does that?
dudewithface 0
piss on his face
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Comments (186)
CountDuk 5
#28 -YDI means you deserved it. FYL- f*** your life FHL - F*** his/her life. OP - person who wrote story. Need anymore? (not sarcastic :P)
claxer120 0
Maybe if you were good in bed and let him get funckey every once in a while this wouldn't happen am I right
FMLwrestler 0
#21: Last time I checked, he's not the loser if she's the boring one. She is the loser. He is the more popular person, yet also happens to be a stuck-up jerk. I will admit- he seems like an asshole. He's not a LOSER, though, obviously. A loser means somebody who isn't cool, popular, goodlooking, successful in life, etc. This guy clearly is. So get it right! ============================== To the OP: Hurtful words can sting, but that doesn't mean that just because it was offensive to you, that the insult or the "hurtful fact/opinion" is automatically NOT true. Hurtful things sometimes ARE true. In fact, the more they sting, the more likely it is that the insult IS true, because it struck home and you felt more offended because you knew deep down they were (in a way, at least) correct! So I would say that there is a pretty good chance that your fiance (although pretty mean and definitely too blunt) was correct. ARE you boring?? THAT is the million dollar question. If you are boring, I would advise improving yourself, instead of simply "finding somebody better". Obviously, he still likes you, aside from the fact that you are, well, BORING. And you clearly like him... at least ya did up until now, if you don't STILL like him. The only thing he did wrong really, was point out how boring you were to him all these years. And let's face it, which is worse- living with somebody boring for years on end... or simply somebody telling you that you're boring? It's kind of like saying "which is worse- actually dying, or somebody telling you to go die?". Like him saying you were boring was bad... but him having to live with somebody boring probably was worse in the long run, for him. So deal with the insult and try to fix it. Let me repeat: FIX IT! Work on the problem. Be more exciting, have more spontaneous things, be more talkative, flirty, sexy, bubbly, and adventurous, ask him to go skydiving or rock climbing or whatever he likes to do, get really into sports games, talk with him ALL THE TIME about WHATEVER, always be smiling (as opposed to a mellow, boring slight frown), and GIVE HIM LOTS OF SEX!!! if you do that, he will want you back. and EVEN IF YOU LEAVE HIM- IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU TO, NO GUY WORTH HAVING IS GOING TO WANT YOU! BECAUSE CONTRARY TO WHAT PEOPLE ON HERE SAY, HIGHER-CLASS PEOPLE WANT TO DATE HIGHER-CLASS PEOPLE! THUS, IF YOU WANT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO IS REALLY VALUABLE, HE IS GOING TO WANT YOU TO BE REALLY VALUABLE- AND HE WILL FIND YOU MORE VALUABLE IF YOU ARE FUN AND EXCITING, AS OPPOSED TO BORING! I know all girls wish that they could simply not try, and have some brad pitt-looking, really fun and exciting guy "accept them for who they are" without them making minor changes to themselves so they are more fun to be around. sorry babe, but if you're so selfish you don't want to change to maybe make yourself more enjoyable for your fiance... along with the fact that you're not desirable in general...you won't GET a good guy like that!
HeyGirlHey8D 1
DUMP HIS ASSSS(: you'll find someone waaaaaay better!
spins615 0
Whoa...i didnt know this was a help forum website...anyway..you should probably do something about it...its your fault..YDI
24788 7
He just wanted to use you...
CountDuk 5
33 holy shit! Longest reply in history. Please tell me you weren't trying to make it that long...
Nakedsquirrel 5
I hope you kicked him in the balls.
FMLwrestler 0
#37 oops. lol my mistake not tryin 2
swirlsofhoney 0
um #33, where in the FML did it say he was rich and good looking? for all we know he's unemployed!