Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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Top comments
urbantrashcan 18
Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
juicy_extasy 25
Time to let him coast along on his own OP
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Comments (63)
juicy_extasy 25
Time to let him coast along on his own OP
redhead_sprhro 10
Sounds like somebody worth fighting for... Sarcasm
kyrisonfusion 22
That guy needs to go. Never be someone's backup plan!
urbantrashcan 18
Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
ki087 20
It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
megs925 16
It sucks how easy guys can waste so much time In a relationship and be ok. Hang in there OP.
TheCookieComet 23
People* you just put every guy in tbis category. Girls can do this too.
SmittyJA24 26
Time spent in a relationship is never "wasted" or to be thought of as an investment. And to measure ANY relationship -- romantic or not -- in terms of time is grossly inappropriate.
Feklfekl2222 32
Don't waste your time with him anymore, there's plenty of fish out past the coast
alejuan1 1
Ditch the asshole, no one should be someone's backup plan.
LilMissCanadian 22
This is the ultra red flag! Dump him, find someone who you could spend your life with.
Tejanoswhy 19
Driftin away....
nishimehta 21
babe you are an OPTION! Make him go crazy about you and then just leave him! Hate such losers
Lalala579121 28
Yeah, make him think he's about to have some really great sex or something then be like "oh no, I'm breaking up with you".
Hop6e 22
Guess someone didn't get the memo, that's not how relationships work.