Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Useful idiot
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
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chino627 0
make him pay for gas
Pawned71 0
pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was
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chino627 0
make him pay for gas
snade 0
orly
Jdeluxh 12
This is my first comment ever.
bravesfan112233 0
he was thoughtfully training you to be a taxi driver. what a nice boyfriend
Pawned71 0
pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was
rocketeer_97 1
38- no one gives a ****.
13yearoldboy 0
lol either training you to be a successful taxi driver, OR completely using you and being too much of a failure to pay for his own gas. know what? make him pay for it! and if he refuses.. slash the bastard's tires!
HSOMGF 5
Wow, your comment was so helpful and full of insight. I'll bet you deliberately drive through puddles to splash people on the side of the road, too.
kcluna 6
what don't you just go repair his f-ing face?
kcluna 6
why*
lunaXXdennice 0
48- no one gives a **** that u don't give a ****
Imbored_fml 0
agreed
imacreeper 3
stop ******* cursing!
imacreeper 3
76, your so bad. tell me more.
PurpleRae420 0
Drive to his house walk up to the door kneel on the floor knock and as he opens the door PUNCH HIM IN HIS ******* NUTS!!! Nuff said
fatgirllovesfml 0
81 no one gives a **** that you don't give a **** about him not giving a ****!
rocketeer_97 1
101- her (:
thatonename 7
90. you're a bitch. why the nuts? the face, the kidneys, anywhere but the nuts.... that's just not right. besides cheating, there is very little that warrants a nut shot....
lunaXXdennice 0
101- I knew that shit was coming ^^so I don't give a ****
kcluna 6
Let me help you out 118- "I knew that shit was coming... so I don't give a ****... that you don't give a ****, that I don't give a ****, about her not giving a ****!!"
agaba 0
why the **** do people keep ******* telling muther ******* people to shut the **** up and **** off ok just stop ******* cursing god the nerve of some people
skaterpaige 3
naw, just make him pay period. not just for gas....paybacks a biitcch:}
staceysgenesis16 0
hah you should take a bat to his car. then make him lay for gas
cowboyup1 0
That's a dick move on his part.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
i like turtles
staceysgenesis16 0
i like giraffes.
nairb1997 0
you ruined it
fmlwmty 0
well duh open up your eyes fag
rocketeer_97 1
123- only if you are one[:
360XBOXFTW 0
**** within a ****. fuckception.
california283 6
adding on to 90... after punching him in the balls and he asks "why??" point to him and say "You know why! You know why!"
ribbyc80 0
58, no one gives a ****, about you not giving a ****, about 48 not giving a ****!!!!
kcluna 6
173- I not the one not giving a ****! It's 101
ydnar 5
@ #44 Ouch!!! but I gave your comment a thumbs up anyway. lol
mandy248 0
that's messed up
urdirtyolduncle 15
How? OP's bf was riding her, in a very nonsexual way, however.
bodmonontheblock 0
some guys have no heart. girls deserve better
ImaWiseGuy 5
that's an excuse if I've ever heard one...
fthku 13
*Some people have no heart. People deserve better. Fixed #134. Why aren't people jumping on 134 for being "sexist"? Damn you, hypocrisy, you win again.
rakooligan 11
she must have drove him crazy.
nwatso96 0
actually 2- thats ****** up
traze 7
Smash his ******* car that jack off.
chimpsndip 0
What?! Why would you smash his car? Don't you think that that's a little over the top for what he did?
traze 7
He used her like a taxi...and planed to dump her...or do you like to be used like a cheap *****?
docscientist 10
We people tend to express our emotional rage when confronted with indignities, through the Internet.
chimpsndip 0
Yeah, but smashing his car? C'mon. I thought revenge was never the answer. But if she is gonna get revenge, I wouldn't do something that could get her in trouble and cost thousands.
traze 7
Well you have a point there...,but still his doings was ****** up and karma is still a bitch.
locacolloca 0
no, revenge is always the answer
j_cat187 20
Extreme: cut off his eyelids
volley4eva1698 0
more extreme: cut off his eyes
Suchagoonnn 4
even more extreme: cut off his eyelids, tie up him and his family and cut out their eyes. while he watches, unable to close his eyes.
Shadow4i5 3
*** the car up don't let him get away with being a dick. Get some dignity 4 urself
traze 7
Yeah...go shopping at your local smash a car mart and get ski mask, specialty bat for smashing windows and kicks made for a quick get away...
riceicle1 6
52 as you said karma's a bitch but If she took revenge she would get her karma back some day
Taylorswift137 0
lol agree
traze 7
172-I was withdrawing my first suggested fix and referencing to the bf...
sixfoot2 0
that's incredibly ****** up! you gotta get back at him for using you
steveakafranxy 7
this guy is right. anyone have ideas for revenge?
fatgirllovesfml 0
yes! sleep with his dad.
13yearoldboy 0
revenge plots should include you doing something to his car.
SCREAM4meeee 0
This is a guy who thinks ahead. At least he does that well...
eag05 0
- u knowwww!!! ( ice cube voice)
issoz 10
Bastard!
deafeningsilence 8
Wrong.
deafeningsilence 8
Sorry, the comment got deleted..
truewinner 0
Exactly what I was thinking!!
staceysgenesis16 0
agreed!
otheriBlair 0
what a tool
moosemonkey1000 6
i think OP's the tool because she got used.
shibainu519 0
i think you're the tool cause you called op a tool.
spazmattic 0
I love Tool
LolMoqz 10
i concur ^^
boricua458 0
I lift things up, and put them down!
Suchagoonnn 4
its tool time
Fekenator 0
Run him over with the car you drove him around in :D
Michaelgee 2
Normally I'd do a one line pun but I'll say this. Karma has its way of catching up to him and he'll get what's coming!
iheartprinceroyc 4
agree
BAMF519 0
well Srry to say but umm....he used u
HannahForbesxo 13
No, really?! Way to point out the obvious.
BAMF519 0
wow, u no the point 2. duh!
woahbro2slow 0
good job
robotiick 12
hey 12 no shit Sherlock of course she got used I agree wit the first reply to u
fmart 0
captain obvious strikes again
Darth_Naru 0
Captain Obvious now is visiting FML! Let me assure you- this is only a clone. BUT BE WARNED: AVOID THE OBVIOUS 0.o
CitrusGirl 0
Child, I want to go through all your comments and be a grammar Nazi. Not only did you apperently flunk English class, your comments make me want to troll you.
chicago4star 0
did you purposely misspell aparently? I'm the so-called grammar Allied Force.
CitrusGirl 0
Nope, that was an accident. Thanks for pointing it out :)