Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Useful idiot
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
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chino627 0
make him pay for gas
Pawned71 0
pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was
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jennifer93 0
wow some people are so horrible, I don't understand how people can do stuff like that...and even though he did, he didn't have to tell you! jeeze I'm sorry
LaughterofCorn 4
Tell him you want to keep driving for him, leave him in a forest, and drive off smiling.
cumverg 0
Your bf has won the internetz
Petunia888 13
Forget the fact that he used you; why the hell did he have to degrade you by telling you that? Some people have no tact.
TheMonica 0
I'd be putting a tiny little hole in his break line... Or you piss into a jar or something and dump it all over his seats. That smell will be very difficult to get rid of, but he deserves it for being such a jackass.
horneyhic 15
the brake line thing could get u charged for murder
sheethapins 13
W.W.L.B.D?
daysofourlives 0
call me up, ill buck him... douche who the **** he think he is?
Drigr 9
I get the whole "well **** his car up" thing. but seriously I don't think the OPs ex's actions merits vehicular homicide.
LaughinStock 16
u sure know how to pick them
jenaandtyler4eva 0
take what ever is yours and fine someone who will treat you better