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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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chino627 0

make him pay for gas

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

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Comments (95)

rawritsgreta7 0

someone's an asshole.

stroudie94 9

did you slash his ******* tires yet?

theten_fml 9

wow. do everything you can to get him back. he's a smart one.

what a tool, i was used to by my ex of 4 years.. Loser and a half.

huh... did your ex win the lottery? hahahaha, what a coincedence that would be. LOL:)

iwuvmydime 2

what a jerk

cutielilangel 8

I say Wreck his car!!!! lol

st3lios89 0

hahaha.... ur bf's an uber-lad!!

slash ze tires