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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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chino627 0

make him pay for gas

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

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Awwwww.. he's a cheap loser be proud he's not your boyfriend anymore

what an ass hole I'll pray tonight his car gets towed on Friday so he has to wait till Monday to pay to get it out lol

What a douche bag

Smash in his windows or something. That way he has to get it repaired again AND won't have anyone to drive him.