Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Useful idiot
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
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chino627 0
make him pay for gas
Pawned71 0
pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was
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YoLauryn 0
he sounds like a keeper.
epyk_pryncess 8
you wanna get him back? have someone pull his spark plug cable, or pull the spark plugs. even the distributor. or dump milk in the gas tank.
horneyhic 15
I'm guessing u dont no to much about cars all of those are easily fixable
Drigr 9
only after he figures out what the hell is wrong.
horneyhic 15
a shop would open the hood and be like "well found ur problem"
13yearoldboy 0
ouch im sorry what an ass
dawsum1 3
that sucks..
xoCOURTNIEox 0
what a dick !!! I would have ran that asshole over !
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
what a douche! I agree, you should've ran that bitch over when you had the chance!
ShelbyyCakess 0
run him overrr!!
coolwhiplova 1
Now that really sucks!!!! :(
delia_24 0
i dont see how the OP deserves it.?!
thebest1_fml 2
what an asshole!