Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
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Atropos_fml 0
Who would ever think that's a good idea?
fahubugahds 0
pellet guns aren't loud... at all
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Comments (150)
Mikeymikey 4
Man, FML posters have lekker friends.
drinkupgorgeous 0
**** THE HICCUPS.
jetstream417 0
Sucks. I have had the hiccups for the past 48 hours. I feel your pain. You'll basically try anything to get rid of that shit. #116 - I agree.
takran 0
That must be one hell of a pellet gun. Are these "pellets" in casings full of gunpowder?! A CO2 gun is not very loud at all...
looking_glass 0
No, no thats not the way! And I know this sounds silly and unbelievable but it works. To get rid of hiccups get a glance full of water, - u have to have somebody with you - stand up straight, put your fingers in your ears, and the person whos with you is going to feed you water. You're blocking out the airways so it will help. Breath deeply, it might take a couple of tries but this will do the trick.
RPGod 0
Your friend's an idiot. Sorry about your ear, though.
DayumThatsHot 0
You ass.
evolveahimsa 0
i hope you gave that stupid muthafucka the ass whooping of his life. someone did that to me one time with a firecracker. hope you recover quick bro
wellchit 0
you must have sissy ear drums if they get blown out by a pellet gun, you deserved it
dancin303 0
ORIGINAL Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML FIXED Today, my friend was having a party. It was going WELL until I got the hiccups really badLY, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML YDI because you can't speak english. adverbs, verbs, and adj. not that hard people.