Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, while I was waiting for a bus, a nutjob-looking dude walked up to me, then hissed, "You hipster scum, you don't even need those glasses," before forcibly removing them and snapping them in half. I was wearing regular clothes, and those prescription glasses cost me $500. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
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coius 23
I suffer from light induced/exacerbated migraines as well. I have used another tactic back in high school when someone would come near my face. Just start swinging to hit. If you hit them, say they startled you and your fight/flight mechanism kicked in and you freaked, and therefore their black eye is because they startled you. I’ve successfully used that 2x as an adult. Including when police has been involved at a bar.
Bogrbon 27
Yet another case where OP should contact police. That’s assault, battery, theft and vandalism.
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Comments (10)
lestat2020 1
WTF??....I would have stomped this dude!.
lj2000 5
Once again. Who just lets strangers come up and touch their face. This trend on this site seems unreasonable to me.
thelittlem 15
it takes a second to snatch something off someone's face.
coius 23
I suffer from light induced/exacerbated migraines as well. I have used another tactic back in high school when someone would come near my face. Just start swinging to hit. If you hit them, say they startled you and your fight/flight mechanism kicked in and you freaked, and therefore their black eye is because they startled you. I’ve successfully used that 2x as an adult. Including when police has been involved at a bar.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
that's assault
Bogrbon 27
Yet another case where OP should contact police. That’s assault, battery, theft and vandalism.
GamerChickxoxo 16
he snatched your glasses, take the opportunity to snatch his manhood,kick that ****** right in the jimmies,and keep kicking him in the teeth while hes down.
Douglas E Thompson Jr 5
Push him in front of a moving car
Gamer4life31 1
I suffer from anti-asshole. I would have punched his ******* lights out