Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mother woke up again in a bad mood due to the quarantine and went off on how us siblings complain about each other all the time. Truth is, she's the one complaining non stop about whichever sibling is not in the room. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"
LoveDemon 19
Well then, it's a good thing that you atleast have your dog to cheer you up through such days... :)
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Comments (69)
HeartYou101 31
The other day, my friend's and me came to the conclusion that either women just go crazy after they have their first kid or they have baby brain for the rest of their lives...The level of crazy/baby brain depends on the woman!
siggy_mcsigx 22
A woman's brain does actually change after having a child, but what you mean is silly and sexist.
HeartYou101 31
Okay, but I didn't mean for it to be sexist actually, lol! But, it is silly, because it was a bit of lunchtime banter between friends and we came up with the conclusion after joking about how all of our mother's act bizarre sometimes, so relax PC Principal! Father's probably act the same as well, I don't know, I haven't seen mine much, so I can't relate...
moodyreallyrocks 27
I miss my Mother..
scottishoatmeal 22
You need to get your shit, get your dog and get out!
bookworm2345 11
lmao. sounds like my mom. but she barges in to bitch about me not coming out of my room. at least u have ur dog for company. I'm not allowed any pets.
MonCapitan 4
Get a good education, get a good job, then get the hell outta there!
riddhi 16
was she always like this or is it recent? cause in my experiemce, actions can change a lot during meno pause
OtakuTaco 15
I'm curious about what the dog did to make your mom think it was "too happy."
1062438 6
The sad thing is that my mom owns 4 cats and doesn't allow me to play with them but bitches me to take care of them and fix anything they do.
NYGiants1925 22
Sounds a lot like my mom... I feel your pain op.
Eliiara 11
Sounds like my mom. It's exhausting. I'm sorry op.