Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mother woke up again in a bad mood due to the quarantine and went off on how us siblings complain about each other all the time. Truth is, she's the one complaining non stop about whichever sibling is not in the room. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"
LoveDemon 19
Well then, it's a good thing that you atleast have your dog to cheer you up through such days... :)
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Comments (69)
xXDownseyXx 5
I got the same problem
sturschaedel 27
If you didn't leave an ocean away from me I would've asked if you were my sibling. Alas, there are more crazy mothers out there.
AlyNStarburst 15
I feel your pain, OP. My dad constantly bitches about my mom's Jack Russell Terrier (which is a naturally hyper breed) being "too happy".
sparky82 11
Sounds like a highly toxic environment. How soon can you move out?
Shalnar 6
Run
MurkwoodForest 24
I feel your pain
thatguy221 5
I feel you man
Taihaa7 2
Don't feel too bad..i have the same type mother!! Smfh
kamryno 22
What a bitch
pacman490 21
My mom's insane too. After a while, she finally got it through her skull that I'm too old for her to mess with me like that. Still living at home with her at 26 though.