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Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

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llamafish 25

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DowningNF 7

Classic.

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Comments (87)

Michele2luv 8

So I'm not coming over to your house for pineapple . . . lol

fuckmebutdontfml 16

that autocorrect always messing with out heads...or is it?

Riverlovestacos 0

I love all your comments! Keep making more

colemen 3

thats sorta awkward.

lizzybug 5

I'm going to assume you meant huevos but you can correct me if I'm wrong. :) Spanish lesson: jueves = Thursday Huevos = eggs/ testicles Juevos= thursday's eggs??

Riverlovestacos 0

Maybe she was trying to google it...

shoopd 19

65 - Is your profile picture the terminal hacking screen from Fallout 3/New Vegas?

Enslaved 38

penis mightier than the sword Yeah, Buddy!!!!

perdix 31

That may be true, but I'm not going to use my penis to test your hypothesis.

Enslaved 38

And I'm going to look up "fascinate" right after you look up the word "Hysteria". Hell! Whom am I speaking to? You probably already know all about that word in fine details! ;)

perdix 31

You might want to look up the Latin word for the sheath where a Roman might keep his sword (gladus). Hysteria is from uterus, hence hysterectomy. And go find out where orchids come from. I'll bet you didn't think a trip to FML would result in homework assignments :)

perdix 31

So, is your dad just stingy with his or is it just plain tiny? Your mom seems to be overly fascinated with penes (look up the etymology of "fascinate" ;) ).

yupitssoph 18

Add that to whenparentstext.com