jaderie
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Unsolicited dick texts
Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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llamafish 25
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DowningNF 7
Classic.
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Comments (87)
ClosetTroll 10
Just wait till she discovers 8====D.
nofearjenshere 12
8====D~~O:
flockz 20
8=====D~~ >_o
ImTheAlpha 30
8=======D~~~~~~{}
nofearjenshere 12
Effects of our comments: Mine= Herpes Flockz= Pink eye ImTheAlpha= Pregnancy
Michele2luv 8
Haha I didn't know there were so many version of these :D
KiddNYC1O 22
_)llllllllllD~~~ []D.[].[]V[].[]D.
hotPinklipstick 24
8=====D~~O ( . Y . )
KiddNYC1O 22
Hey, my penis stands out.
ClosetTroll 10
That's never a good thing, esp. if you are in public.
43trauts 14
~~====D /|||||||||||| Thats a severed penis on a bed of nails... or a spaceship; I'm not really sure.
ashra_Raivyn 2
Lol my mom works graveyard shift so I get random shit from her too but at 3 am :/
mk58 31
Hey, at least you know that your mom isn't uptight, and doesn't mind talking about penises with her children!
honeybuncher 3
PEEEENNNIIIISSSSSS! I said it louder than all you *******. I win.
olpally 33
Nope, you lost!
KitaBrah 0
Sounds like your mom is cooler then mine..
nofearjenshere 12
The other day in Spanish class, we were talking about foods we liked in spanish... Lets just say I thought "pene" was the word for pinapple. :p
smydiwannafthata 5
Gets even better if you are a guy
Andrew910 5
Penis is a great word.
capodanno 4
Maybe she is just trying to tell you where the pen is?
infamous1212 10
Damn autocorrect.