jaderie
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Unsolicited dick texts
Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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llamafish 25
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DowningNF 7
Classic.
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cogade 0
Yum
randomkayx3 11
My mum texts me "You're ugly." All the time. I think I'd prefer penis.
KiddNYC1O 22
Isn't that a form of endearment? Or do you really think you're ugly?
Zedd_fml 8
Reply back that you got your looks from her.
randomkayx3 11
I think it's just a form of endearment. Well, at least for her.
Birdie_Sage 0
Cherish those texts from mom, they might mean something more meaningful than just 'penis'. Decode it.
emeraldisle 30
Sounds like what my mum does when she's trying to text.
MDTeddy 13
Block her number. I would have after 5.
bubo_fml 11
Obviously, she enjoys the word...If she didn't, you wouldn't be here now, would ya?!
H_Town_Boy 0
Big city getting you down? Here's a little something that always cheers me up... PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISPENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISPENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS.
petraphotoDOTca 6
so weird....you really are. wanna be friends?
RebekahBrooke 9
Nah, your mom is just funny, lol.
SeanMargalit 0
Hi :)
citymayer 7
Thank you! I'm doing that to someone soon.
Abzj94 10
Haha that's amazing :D