jaderie
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Unsolicited dick texts
Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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llamafish 25
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DowningNF 7
Classic.
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DowningNF 7
Classic.
klovemachine 24
Yep. FYL but you shouldn't teach older people to text.
iiTsAJ 5
Penis. Love, Mum
shift_love 13
She must be horny
domking1315 20
Send her back: PENIS! Then say you thought she was playing the penis game
nofearjenshere 12
^ she is playing it, and OP is losing.
ohSNAPyall 27
SCROTUM
DrDilllonReese 12
Urethra?
onealmxwilson 18
I hope there weren't pictures attached to those texts.
iBanana 17
Maybe she's just trying to type pen is, peni s, or pe nis. Err'body dunno how to spacebar words; ESPECIALLY this old generation. Dogs don't learn new tricks.
ladyLALAA 29
26, easy there fuzzy little man peach... Do you love me?
skigirl98 9
Sounds like my friends...
ClassyCommando 13
Maybe it's a woman's equivalent of texting with your penis. It's a lot of fun. I've been doing it...ebvrer sincew I goit a touuvhscreeb phome.
nofearjenshere 12
^ Very interesting mental picture
XtraEzeee 8
33 I feel so dirty moving my thumb up your comment now.
AceArctic 4
Let's be honest; every guy with a touchscreen has tried it at some point or another.
idntwannaknow 3
I laughed so hard when I saw your picture.
MrCatman1125 2
2 has an awesome picture.
wistfulorangeade 12
Brilliant! Your mother is a clever cookie. I'd do the same if I were her.
iDaniel525 8
Penis.
SkoomaKi 28
******.
skitzofunia88 8
Snooki
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Snu snu!
itsharkley 8
Y U say snu snu?!
Gloritank 8
Guess you know what's on her mind.
Ghouly_fml 7
16- well said good sir!
llamafish 25
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skitzofunia88 8
51 penises is one too many
llamafish 25
I'm accounting for all the texts she's GOING to send. Because really, why would she stop at 27?
nofearjenshere 12
14- Props to you for counting. Thumbs up. (:
skitzofunia88 8
Simple math really, 5 rows of penises times 10 rows of penises. Plus one :)
nofearjenshere 12
Well now I feel dumb.. I am the idiot that would've counted every single penis.
llamafish 25
Don't feel bad. When I checked to see if it was actually 51, I counted. Which is actually quite pathetic given the fact that I'm a math geek. Ah well, live and learn :)
PeachesnCream88 0
53.. Or even easier is 6 times 8 plus 3 :X
evilplatypus 39
111 - Depends on if you're seeing it via app or the site since the row cut-offs are different.
loufol22 5
What did you teach her?
llamafish 25
How to text.
Redoxx_fml 22
Reply: ******
ClassyCommando 13
Accidentally replied to dad instead. FML
hotPinklipstick 24
Parents have the weirdest sense of humor.
ClassyCommando 13
It's "slapstick" comedy. :)
nofearjenshere 12
I wish my parents had that kind of sense of humor. At 17, they still assume I dont even know what a penis is yet.
thisisafunnyname 12
I'm only a 15 year old guy, what's a penis?
sexynarwhal 6
i guess the phone doesn't have a camera
Da5h0t 1
Your profile picture and this comment are really matched..