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Unsolicited dick texts

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

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happymom2g 0

Lmao. I like your mom she sounds great. You should embrace the fact you have a mom like her and not one that's a bitch. I think she and I should go out for drinks sometime. We could play the penis game!

HunterAlpha1 8

some people need to remain tech illiterate.

sharkwkrox 0

That's ******* hilarious

This is why we don't teach them to text.

She needs a new word. Perhaps ******?

What if she's trying to text your dad and keeps sending them to u. She must be wondering where that penis is

hell, penis is mesmerizing

Darianna_Tashido 3

Almost as bad as mine. My alarm ringtone was the Doom song from Invader Zim...One morning my step mom heard it, thought it was awesome and wanted me to send it to her...not really thinking anything of it, I sent it... Over the course of that ONE day, she sent it back to me 87 times T-T

Your mom is hilarious!

william8691 10

Somebodys horny...