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Unsolicited dick texts

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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llamafish 25

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DowningNF 7

Classic.

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Comments (87)

acdance08 6

Hahaha

XxXkyttiXxX 11

Haha awesome mom is awesome.

turtlegrl66 11

At least she's the one paying for it.

KiddNYC1O 22

Bicho bicho bicho...

CharliesCool2084 8

I found this hilarious.

juicifer 0

What about it?..it's how you got here

ITS_SNORLAX 4

The penis game on mobile.... Doesn't sound that fun

LightBinding 7

Interesting greeting.

nathantcash 0

If your a guy: She wants to **** you . . . If your a girl: She wants to ***** **** you.

ZZDomoZZ 1

First of all she's his mom so I really hope she doesn't want to **** him. Second, your not funny!