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Unsolicited dick texts

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

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llamafish 25

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DowningNF 7

Classic.

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Comments (87)

pbonham 22

I love your mum!!

dr00ms 0

Penis for your thoughts :*

alexicanaaa 7

Hahahaha you have a funny mom. Be glad she doesn't act like a stick is up her butt. :D

lostfaithinpppl 19

Is your mom 5 years old?

alexturner19 0

My grandmother can text..

uniquelyweird 1

Now that's just embarrassing...

kriz_allizwell 6

your mom neefs to get laid, apparently, if all she can think about and text about is trouser snakes...

thetweak70 2

I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon. If you ignore her maybe she will stop.