Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my phone randomly stopped working and I have three phone interviews. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
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Top comments
inface2b 0
What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken
bumg6186 3
I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.
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Comments (68)
TheCube 6
Even my coffee looked at you and said "DAAAAAAAMMMNN!!"
viciouspanda 0
Ummm...what????
veronicabrianne 13
clearly you shouldnt have a phone until you can show some responsibility
jmanh 6
Great way to change up the FML.
AppallingRogue 2
You shouldn't get any nice phones...no offense
merrielp 13
I still have my first phone from 12 years ago. Wow.
jarodrjones 4
you don't deserve a phone
pmm3 0
I dont think they were stolen..
babysittingfail 0
I've only lost one phone due to disaster... It was dropped out of my brothers pocket from the top of a 180 ft. roller coaster...
rivaraven 35
Don't buy yourself a new one. You're gonna lose it anyway.