Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my phone randomly stopped working and I have three phone interviews. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
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Top comments
inface2b 0
What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken
bumg6186 3
I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.
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Comments (68)
g739 0
thats not that bada loose about 9 a year
yaktazuki 0
I only broke one of my phones cause it sucked and then I thankfully got a voyager
Ridyn 0
why did you post this? I'll never get my 30 seconds back, 3 for reading and 27 to type this. shame in you for being ignorant and irrisponsible.
tangerine_12 0
how the **** did this get through moderation!? the moderators on this site must seriously be retarded.
imosh 0
dude 7 fones in 5 months for me
juwalo09 0
you fail at life.
PurpleSquirrel 0
wow I've had the same phone for more than 2 years and I've dropped it loads of times.
l3allin_all_day 0
I've lost about 10 retainers each costing $70
Nyambi232 0
your mom should just stop feeding you phones. you obviously arent capable of keeping 1.
skater847 0
god how do u manage that Ive never lost a phone. ydi