Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my phone randomly stopped working and I have three phone interviews. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
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inface2b 0
What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken
bumg6186 3
I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.
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Comments (68)
thatguy626 0
if you get shit phones they will break duh of course you'll have accidents with your phone but if you have a good one it won't matter. I have the lotus and left it in a 5 min downpour and it's still fine!
ffmmllyaya 0
that's not true smart ass, some phones are great like Ericsson but they break like glass and some phone like nokia might not be so great on the features but have a sturdy quality like rocks
southpointchrysl 0
#1 I quite like your ass
hawkmcge3 0
everyone here saying they broke a number of phones ******* take of ur stuff and u will all fail once u don't depend on ur parents bankroll
MeganCello 8
I've only had 2 phones in the past 3 years. The first phone was stolen out of my locker. (I didn't give my combo away. >.>) And now I have this one. *holds up enV touch*
ThunderLightTSV 31
There were these jerks a few years back who could open a locker without putting a combo in and they used to steal the older kid's phones.
unicorns123 0
wow I have a iPhone and I drop it all the time and it NEVER breaks! wow
brianjman14 23
Wow, you people suck. I got my first cell phone in 6th grade (in 10th grade now) and my current phone, iPhone 4, is only the 5th phone I've got in my life while I've only broken/lost two of them. 1. Nokia - (lost it) 2. Another Nokia (Nothing happened, I got an iPhone 3G for my birthday.) 3. iPhone 3G (Got white screen of death, so my dad gave me his old iPhone) 4. iPhone 3G (Nothing happened. Got an iPhone 4 for Christmas. Planning to sell my iPhone 3G) 5. iPhone 4 (Have it and works fine.)
JokeMeister 0
what are you?3.
taternuts 0
call me
pianogirl12345 8
man! I've had my phone for a year and a half!