Today, I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I stayed late at work. While I was getting coffee from the pantry, one of the cleaners came into the break room with her boyfriend, who then proposed marriage. I was reluctant to interfere so I kept quiet, until I clearly heard them start having sex, all while I was trapped clutching my coffee jar. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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sportmaster525 0
This would have been so much better if you said "I thought it would be safe to come out. But he hadn't yet. FML"
IronMagnus 0
No... but she sure knew they were!!! ba-zing!
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Comments (101)
GiveMeABreak5678 0
Wow, I'm a maid too. And I'm always afraid thats gonna happen to me.
A_pr3tty_bitch 0
OKAY YOU ARE A MAID THEY HIRED YOU! HOW THE HELL THEY DIDN'T KNOW YOU WASN'T THERE DIDN'T THEY KNOW YOU WAS GONE BE COMING THERE WHEN THEY FIRST CAME IN YOU SHOULDVE GREETED THEM!!!!!!!!
TheRealEllieSan 9
There's no reason to post a comment when one can understand you due to your terrible usage of the English language.
PICKLESTICKLE 0
YDI for not having a camera handy.
candygrl122 0
OMG THT SUCKZ, Im glad im not to maid- lol
ruzicat 0
Ydi for spying
juli1124 0
that sux
blairyboo 0
ydi for throwing rocks at someone even a homeless person they r regular ppl to
axeinthehead14 3
you naughty maid
much2blunt 0
you should of knocked on the door and said "house keeping, I come in?.....I come in anyway." then walked in and been all "I clean now?...... I join in?..... I clean now?" then started cleaning up the room as they did their deed. lol
NekoHakase 0
Better than having them come in the bathroom afterwards stark naked and finding you there. They may have accused you of being a voyeur for peeping on them so long!