Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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TypicalSenpai 14
This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)
Welshite 40
Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.
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Comments (93)
carcinoid 17
A new perspective on "two-faced."
interesting33 37
That is awful! On such a special day and moment too that you had planned out, and want to remember for the rest of your life and she purposefully ruined it. How horrible. Congratulations on getting married though - I hope you and your husband have an amazing life together!
nphill82 21
You should "accidentally" butt-dial her the next time you're having sex with her son
Astrobomb 21
you're not alone. my mother in law ruined my wedding.
stephanyovalle 15
Omg, what if this ends caught on the videotape of the wedding, and now you got a free pass to make her feel guilty about it *-*
Fmlsea 28
wouldnt it be nice if some mother in laws werent such bitches. but if that was me after the ceremony finished i would've told her to leave ,since she cant be happy for your son and keep her mouth shut.
Fmlsea 28
* her son.
bigmammajamma69 4
And your new husband said....
ItsThisGirl 17
That's why I'm eloping.
MrNightmare 8
She's a bitch